Are these still part of the school curriculum?

“Why didn’t u do the homework”
“Forgot Miss”
“Did you forget to have dinner yesterday”

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“Why did u show the answer to him”
“He asked me to ....Miss”
“Will u jump into the well if he asks you to?”

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“How is it that Vijay is able to get 90 in English every time when you cannot touch even 80’s”
“That Miss is very partial”

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“Ennada centumaa”
“Therla da.. Hope to pass”

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Just after returning from a two day leave having attended a cousin’s wedding, the leave letter reads like

“Respected Madam,

My son could not attend school as he was suffering from high fever ……….

Yours sincerely (This is the punch)”
……..”