04 July, 2006

Gaptain's Diksanary

Year 2010. The Red carpet is all set to welcome the new international superstar… yes you are right….Gaptain it is.. and what shot him to international stardom… It is the climax scene of the movie.. “Gaptain raaks”

Gaptain is trying to rescue his father Tom Cruise (Cruise apparently decided that he was too old to be an MI agent.. little did he know that Gaptain was 10 years elder to him), and his beloved mother Rekha (Rekha finally thought that acting as Gaptain’s mother was not as damaging as Hrithik’s grandmother), from a terrorist… yes you guessed it right yet again.. it is my favourite Baakisthaan Theevaravaadhi

Gaptain as usual is the police inspector and to him saving his mother and motherland are one and the same.. so why bother protecting motherland ;)

When the world expects an action packed finale , it is the Gaptain’s dialaak delivery that packs the punch… so here it goes…

“Hey….You know who I am.. I won the Gold Medal in Sooting Kaampatisan in the Sydney Olimbiks….And now I am a police Aafisar… You know why? To jhoom in on khiriminals like you and soot you all” The terrorist can't take it any more and faints promptly..

Flabbergasted with what had happened, the Police Commissioner
Asks Gaptain to explain the phenomenon.. and Gaptain starts one more set of punch lines…. “ Kamisinar saar…Be it protecting the daalars at Suvis Bang, ensuwaring peaceful elaxans, or protecting the werld from Baakisthan terrorists.. If Vijay Kant no one can”….The commissioner puts in his best effort to hide his unbearable laughter and congratulates the ultimate Messiah of the masses..

Take a Bow Gaptain Take a Bow!

2 comments:

Shreyas Ramanathan said...

Nalla kadhai, na wayna produce pannata,anna sittu romance scene include pannanum. im varta

Arun Sriram said...

climaxla sittu vandha adhu captaina distract pannum... so no sittu in this scene.. but flashbackla undu :)