One doesn’t have a choice
With what has been given
What one makes out of it
Depends on how one is driven
- Yours truly
A couple of instances, in a span of minutes that actually fuelled these thoughts
Scene 1: Bandra foot overbridge – A beggar with crippled legs seeking alms from another polio inflicted person limping past him. Now the latter could have chosen to go the relatively easy way, but he chose to face the world..take it on with full zest, and be independent
Scene 2: As I climb down the stairs, I see two guys at the railway platform, and one of them was having the Reliance Prepaid promo bag strapped across his shoulders,which said ‘mujhme hei wo baath”, and he was busily miming his thoughts across to his friend…
Need I say more?
Wish you all a very happy new year! May 2007 and the years following that (just to clarify, I didnt mean 05/07) bring unlimited joy and infinite reasons to celebrate life!
31 December, 2006
10 December, 2006
Kaasimedu Raayar
Buoyed by the success of James Bond’s recent success globally, Kollywood has decided to cash in and remake 'Casino Royale' as 'Kaasimedu Raayar'.. did you see that initial teaser campaign featuring the intro song which as usual has been sung by Shankar Mahadevan whose rendition of intro songs is as predictable as Himesh Saab’s item numbers (~ A A Asikee Aasiki = Jhalak Dikh Laa ja= Aashik banaaya aapne~) and set to tune by none other than entry song patent holder Vidyasagar…
If you have missed to catch a glimpse of the rushes that has led to a few crushes, the start goes like this…
Porathu Podhum Pongi Ezhu
Naan Indha Thamizh Not Ezhu (007 nu sollaraaru baa)
Neeyo Naayar Avano Laayar
Naan Dhaan da….Da Da Da.. (echo effikt)
…….Kaasimetu Raayaru (glaring at the camera with the blood shot eyes))
Poduvaaru Draayarr Kasimetu Raayar (chorus at 60 decibels -low pitch)
Poduvaaru Draayarr Kasimetu Raayar (chorus at 120 decibels- ach pitch)
Now what is so unique about this? Just like how airports across the world are revamping their architecture to welcome the A380 into their facility, the multiplexes are planning to combine all screens together so that they can actually project the 7 Vijayakanths on a single screen (the matrix ishtyle intro). Currently only Prarthana theatre is geared up to showcase this spectacle as the screen is 7 storey tall and two buildings wide…
Looking forward to yet another rocking performance from Captain!
If you have missed to catch a glimpse of the rushes that has led to a few crushes, the start goes like this…
Porathu Podhum Pongi Ezhu
Naan Indha Thamizh Not Ezhu (007 nu sollaraaru baa)
Neeyo Naayar Avano Laayar
Naan Dhaan da….Da Da Da.. (echo effikt)
…….Kaasimetu Raayaru (glaring at the camera with the blood shot eyes))
Poduvaaru Draayarr Kasimetu Raayar (chorus at 60 decibels -low pitch)
Poduvaaru Draayarr Kasimetu Raayar (chorus at 120 decibels- ach pitch)
Now what is so unique about this? Just like how airports across the world are revamping their architecture to welcome the A380 into their facility, the multiplexes are planning to combine all screens together so that they can actually project the 7 Vijayakanths on a single screen (the matrix ishtyle intro). Currently only Prarthana theatre is geared up to showcase this spectacle as the screen is 7 storey tall and two buildings wide…
Looking forward to yet another rocking performance from Captain!
01 December, 2006
Dada(giri) Returns, with a Bong!
During the third one-dayer against south Africa,when India were tottering around on the field hapless as usual, Robin Jackmann asked Ravi Shastri a simple question “ Raaavi…Where are the Laxmans and Gangulys” .. Ravi Shastri was diplomatic.. “Robin.. Laxman will definitely be back in the Test side” and preferred to go silent on Ganguly's chances…
The BCCI selection committee has answered Robin’s question, and so our beloved Dada is back in the test side…And if you thought Ganguly’s return to the Indian team is more of a political move, than one taken on sporting merit, let me present to you excerpts from the first press meet that Sourav had after being called back…. You can draw your own conclusions from some extremely thought provoking answers from the Bengal Cat (A tiger that doesn’t roar)
Q: You have always been optimistic about returning to the team earlier than what most people would think, and your faith has paid off
Dada: Yes, I was always sure that I will win the vote of confidence of the majority of people who matter
Q: You also insisted that retirement was never on your mind..
Dada: Of course, there are some games, where there is no mandatory age for retirement, and you can continue to play till you have the will
Q: You even gave up Bengal captaincy in the wake of a probability that you might make it to Team India
Dada: I read somewhere that one can't hold two offices of profit simultaneously..so I thought I may not qualify to join the Team in Blue, if I continued captaining West Bengal Ranji team
Q: Sharad Pawar had a word with the BCCI selectors before the team was announced. Do you think running an organization with dual power centres is good in the long run
Dada: Depends on how you define long run. The country is running on dual power centre model for the last two years and likely to last for another three years, this way. Is this long term or short term, or has this hampered the country’s progress?
Q: Your form per se has not been really great either in county or in Ranji. What do you think contributed to your inclusion.
Dada: Anti-incumbency. Either you do well, or wait for others to do badly. (* the naughty Prince of Calcutta smile just got bigger than ever*)
Q: Finally, your relationship with the coach is not enviable by any standards. How do you think you are going to get along in your second stint
Dada: In this game, there are no permanent enemies or permanent friends. Situations change, and along with that, people also need to change.
The entire media contingent were awestruck by the pearls of wisdom from the former captain, and they actually thought they were interviewing Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee before the West Bengal State elections!
The BCCI selection committee has answered Robin’s question, and so our beloved Dada is back in the test side…And if you thought Ganguly’s return to the Indian team is more of a political move, than one taken on sporting merit, let me present to you excerpts from the first press meet that Sourav had after being called back…. You can draw your own conclusions from some extremely thought provoking answers from the Bengal Cat (A tiger that doesn’t roar)
Q: You have always been optimistic about returning to the team earlier than what most people would think, and your faith has paid off
Dada: Yes, I was always sure that I will win the vote of confidence of the majority of people who matter
Q: You also insisted that retirement was never on your mind..
Dada: Of course, there are some games, where there is no mandatory age for retirement, and you can continue to play till you have the will
Q: You even gave up Bengal captaincy in the wake of a probability that you might make it to Team India
Dada: I read somewhere that one can't hold two offices of profit simultaneously..so I thought I may not qualify to join the Team in Blue, if I continued captaining West Bengal Ranji team
Q: Sharad Pawar had a word with the BCCI selectors before the team was announced. Do you think running an organization with dual power centres is good in the long run
Dada: Depends on how you define long run. The country is running on dual power centre model for the last two years and likely to last for another three years, this way. Is this long term or short term, or has this hampered the country’s progress?
Q: Your form per se has not been really great either in county or in Ranji. What do you think contributed to your inclusion.
Dada: Anti-incumbency. Either you do well, or wait for others to do badly. (* the naughty Prince of Calcutta smile just got bigger than ever*)
Q: Finally, your relationship with the coach is not enviable by any standards. How do you think you are going to get along in your second stint
Dada: In this game, there are no permanent enemies or permanent friends. Situations change, and along with that, people also need to change.
The entire media contingent were awestruck by the pearls of wisdom from the former captain, and they actually thought they were interviewing Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee before the West Bengal State elections!
28 November, 2006
A String of relationships
How much of a difference does a string make to a person, and how much is it used to signify relationships…I can think of half a dozen strings /threads right away that substantiates this.
The rakhee tied to reinforce the bonding between a brother and sister, by birth or otherwise
The string that is tied on the wrist, and sometimes around the hip ;) to ward off the evil eye
The mangal suthra that symbolizes the start of married life for the woman,
The sacred thread that symbolizes the beginning of brahmacharya for a boy
The strings that are tied around the branches of trees in temples which denotes a prayer for well being of a beloved, or any desire for that matter
It is quite easy to understand this, as the tighter these strings are tied, the stronger and longer it lasts.. simple isn’t it?
By the way, I was saying that I can think of six strings and have mentioned only five……on hind sight.. thought would leave out the sixth, as this blog is rated as ‘G’… … please switch off your dirty brain cells that is looking to add two and two here ;)
The rakhee tied to reinforce the bonding between a brother and sister, by birth or otherwise
The string that is tied on the wrist, and sometimes around the hip ;) to ward off the evil eye
The mangal suthra that symbolizes the start of married life for the woman,
The sacred thread that symbolizes the beginning of brahmacharya for a boy
The strings that are tied around the branches of trees in temples which denotes a prayer for well being of a beloved, or any desire for that matter
It is quite easy to understand this, as the tighter these strings are tied, the stronger and longer it lasts.. simple isn’t it?
By the way, I was saying that I can think of six strings and have mentioned only five……on hind sight.. thought would leave out the sixth, as this blog is rated as ‘G’… … please switch off your dirty brain cells that is looking to add two and two here ;)
19 November, 2006
This one's for you, my Raakhi-ng sis! :)
This little eight liner is presented in a rather unconventional format
But hope this conveys the meaning that it sets out to :)
When we met after a decade, time just froze
When we get to talk, distances simply decrease
The friendly warmth , makes me feel at home
Are you the fridge, or are you the room heater?
If you are Q, then I am U,
Regardless of what happens
I will remain your shadow,
I will always be beside you...
Your's,
No longer raakhi-ng bro
But hope this conveys the meaning that it sets out to :)
When we met after a decade, time just froze
When we get to talk, distances simply decrease
The friendly warmth , makes me feel at home
Are you the fridge, or are you the room heater?
If you are Q, then I am U,
Regardless of what happens
I will remain your shadow,
I will always be beside you...
Your's,
No longer raakhi-ng bro
07 November, 2006
Arun, the Spammer!
Like every other sane person, I also get annoyed and irritated when I get emails from “Mmary” with a subject “Re:Your ticket to fantasy”. . Therefore, atleast corporates should have effective spam identification and removal rules, to ensure that employees don’t get disturbed by such crappy spams. And here is a company that takes this way too seriously...
Being a criminal is one thing and having a criminal brain is another. Extrapolating that.. being a spammer is one thing and having a spammer brain is another.. Here I was innocently sending a mail to my friends that I was planning a holiday in December, and that gets tagged as a spam as the subject line and the first line of the body of the message had the same text.
So the next mail, I had ensured that the mail subject line and content were not the same. Didn’t help much as the message was again as tagged as spam, because the body contained the word ‘virgin’. All I was telling him was that I would be flying back by Virgin Airlines L….
Since then, I have focused more on the subject and the text of the message than the actual content, and though this does not give as much high as hacking, it does give a very cheap thrill when the mail actually passes through as a non spam mail!
Being a criminal is one thing and having a criminal brain is another. Extrapolating that.. being a spammer is one thing and having a spammer brain is another.. Here I was innocently sending a mail to my friends that I was planning a holiday in December, and that gets tagged as a spam as the subject line and the first line of the body of the message had the same text.
So the next mail, I had ensured that the mail subject line and content were not the same. Didn’t help much as the message was again as tagged as spam, because the body contained the word ‘virgin’. All I was telling him was that I would be flying back by Virgin Airlines L….
Since then, I have focused more on the subject and the text of the message than the actual content, and though this does not give as much high as hacking, it does give a very cheap thrill when the mail actually passes through as a non spam mail!
22 October, 2006
Incredible India, well.......
Diverse cultures that infuse inclusivity
Communities that claim exclusivity
A nation is not built by mere numbers
People need to wake up from deep slumber
Was looking forward to a pleasant experience
A day that would increase national pride
Behaviour marking unprecedented indifference
All my expectations were taken for a royal ride
An event organised to showcase the identity
That we are one for all, and all for one
To a nation that is sportive and supportive
The incorrigible outlook, managed to impress none
A premise that education is an answer
To combat poverty and communalism
Was proven wrong with consummate ease
Ironically, on Diwali, it was darkness that prevailed
Communities that claim exclusivity
A nation is not built by mere numbers
People need to wake up from deep slumber
Was looking forward to a pleasant experience
A day that would increase national pride
Behaviour marking unprecedented indifference
All my expectations were taken for a royal ride
An event organised to showcase the identity
That we are one for all, and all for one
To a nation that is sportive and supportive
The incorrigible outlook, managed to impress none
A premise that education is an answer
To combat poverty and communalism
Was proven wrong with consummate ease
Ironically, on Diwali, it was darkness that prevailed
19 October, 2006
Finally it has Donned on me!
The movie buff in me wakes up every Thursday, and works feverishly to decide on the movie that would going to set the pace for that weekend.
And today, I just realized that I am actually looking forward to a Shah Rukh film, the Bollywood equivalent of Kollywood’s Vijayakanth. Theiir approach is going to be the same, irrespective of the character, still they rule the masses, either with sheer screen presence, metaphorically and literally respectively, or unintended comic sense.
The only difference this time, is that the movie I am looking forward to, incidentally has Shah Rukh, and to me he is not the one who will steal the show. I expect Boman Irani to steal the show, and Priyanka Chopra to steal my heart yet again J. If Shah Rukh sings ~Mein Hoon Kaun~, he might just get the best prize for winning the Fancy Dress competition for aping Big B.
And Farhan Akhtar’s technical finesse is something I am really excited about…
So, To see or not too see is not the question. when to see is the only question!
And today, I just realized that I am actually looking forward to a Shah Rukh film, the Bollywood equivalent of Kollywood’s Vijayakanth. Theiir approach is going to be the same, irrespective of the character, still they rule the masses, either with sheer screen presence, metaphorically and literally respectively, or unintended comic sense.
The only difference this time, is that the movie I am looking forward to, incidentally has Shah Rukh, and to me he is not the one who will steal the show. I expect Boman Irani to steal the show, and Priyanka Chopra to steal my heart yet again J. If Shah Rukh sings ~Mein Hoon Kaun~, he might just get the best prize for winning the Fancy Dress competition for aping Big B.
And Farhan Akhtar’s technical finesse is something I am really excited about…
So, To see or not too see is not the question. when to see is the only question!
12 October, 2006
Reality Bytes
There is something about these reality shows that keeps me rooted to my seat, and watch it till the very end of the episode, even feeling uncomfortable to switch channels during ad breaks. Am I addicted to these shows? No. However, when I switch on the TV if there is a reality show on air, I find it tough to give it a miss….
So much so that, when I have lunch at home, and I find that the sambhar that I cooked is less spicy, my laziness prevents me to get up and get some salt or pickles, and I all I need to do is just switch on the TV and Dr Phil guarantees adequate masala to keep me quiet and supplements my bland food effectively. Not a single case where he has given a firm direction, and whats more, end of the episode, he asks his clients, who are fresh from serial domestic fights, whether they want professional advice to bring them to peace, one wonders, what he was doing consuming valuable air time.. nevertheless it is engrossing and entertaining. Lakshmi in Tamil sob show “Kadhai alla Nijam” has a long way to go if she has to reach the dizzying iconic status that Dr Phil has achieved in preaching nothing.
Dinner time, and the judges of Australian Idol, Mark Holden, Marcia Hines and Kyle Sandilands, ensure that the viewers are taken on a roller coaster ride of emotions, not seen even in a Sooraj Barjatiya movie. I am not a great fan of Firang music, so I really can’t appreciate when a singer actually sings well. But unmindful of the limitations, I enjoy this show for the melodrama despite the predictability in the character sketches of the judges.
I actually grew nervous when Aus Idol got over (I think its over J ), when I chanced on an episode of Survivor. My God.. Innovative bitching on co survivors behind one’s back is the USP of this show…extended my dinner intake because of this show!
If I go any further in this direction, I might prefer Big Brother to a Captain Flick.. May the Force be with me, and stop me from treading this unacceptable path…
So much so that, when I have lunch at home, and I find that the sambhar that I cooked is less spicy, my laziness prevents me to get up and get some salt or pickles, and I all I need to do is just switch on the TV and Dr Phil guarantees adequate masala to keep me quiet and supplements my bland food effectively. Not a single case where he has given a firm direction, and whats more, end of the episode, he asks his clients, who are fresh from serial domestic fights, whether they want professional advice to bring them to peace, one wonders, what he was doing consuming valuable air time.. nevertheless it is engrossing and entertaining. Lakshmi in Tamil sob show “Kadhai alla Nijam” has a long way to go if she has to reach the dizzying iconic status that Dr Phil has achieved in preaching nothing.
Dinner time, and the judges of Australian Idol, Mark Holden, Marcia Hines and Kyle Sandilands, ensure that the viewers are taken on a roller coaster ride of emotions, not seen even in a Sooraj Barjatiya movie. I am not a great fan of Firang music, so I really can’t appreciate when a singer actually sings well. But unmindful of the limitations, I enjoy this show for the melodrama despite the predictability in the character sketches of the judges.
I actually grew nervous when Aus Idol got over (I think its over J ), when I chanced on an episode of Survivor. My God.. Innovative bitching on co survivors behind one’s back is the USP of this show…extended my dinner intake because of this show!
If I go any further in this direction, I might prefer Big Brother to a Captain Flick.. May the Force be with me, and stop me from treading this unacceptable path…
08 October, 2006
All the world is a stage
Chennai – Melbourne –Accra. Nandan Nilekani’s vision of winning in a flat world was slightly modified to ‘Playing in a Flat world’. This was possibly just the fourth time in my life that I was performing on stage. The interesting aspect being, no two times with the same exploits.
This time around, I was part of a students’ ensemble playing the Djembe, which is a West African drum, an instrument I have been learning for three months now. We were performing at the Esplanade which is one of the oldest Hotels/ Pubs in St Kilda which is the Summer Capital of Melbourne for its beach and added fun and frolic ;).
Our part lasted for just about ten minutes, but it was truly memorable. Since this was the first gig that I was performing in, the intial moments were jittery, but once into the groove, it was masti! I had a bout of nerves, before the event, but after I saw my fellow performers already down with a couple of beers waiting for our turn, I just told myself that it would not be as tough I thought it would be.
Once on stage, I had the shock of the evening, when I found that only one of classmates was on stage, and the rest from a different batch! Fearing that I was possible ascended on to the stage earlier than required, I checked with my teacher, if I was in the right place, and only later did I realize that rest of my class mates were sitting on the chairs they had brought for the event, and hence were occupying the first quarter of the audience space themselves.
The group was truly multi ethnic and the output just vindicated my belief that Music can be a Great Unifier.
The performance/stage is not even remotely comparable to the December season concert in Music Academy, but never the less, it was an enriching experience. There is nothing that quenches a performer’s thirst more than the genuine applause one gets from the audience, not even two bottles of Castle Lager!
A big thanks to my friends Pramod, Sriram and Dhaval for turning up early for the event, and standing up (literally), for me!
If you are interested in catching glimpses of Shivamani II in the making, feel free to mail me, and I will send across the photos/video clips, proudly presented to you by ace photographer Pramod!
This time around, I was part of a students’ ensemble playing the Djembe, which is a West African drum, an instrument I have been learning for three months now. We were performing at the Esplanade which is one of the oldest Hotels/ Pubs in St Kilda which is the Summer Capital of Melbourne for its beach and added fun and frolic ;).
Our part lasted for just about ten minutes, but it was truly memorable. Since this was the first gig that I was performing in, the intial moments were jittery, but once into the groove, it was masti! I had a bout of nerves, before the event, but after I saw my fellow performers already down with a couple of beers waiting for our turn, I just told myself that it would not be as tough I thought it would be.
Once on stage, I had the shock of the evening, when I found that only one of classmates was on stage, and the rest from a different batch! Fearing that I was possible ascended on to the stage earlier than required, I checked with my teacher, if I was in the right place, and only later did I realize that rest of my class mates were sitting on the chairs they had brought for the event, and hence were occupying the first quarter of the audience space themselves.
The group was truly multi ethnic and the output just vindicated my belief that Music can be a Great Unifier.
The performance/stage is not even remotely comparable to the December season concert in Music Academy, but never the less, it was an enriching experience. There is nothing that quenches a performer’s thirst more than the genuine applause one gets from the audience, not even two bottles of Castle Lager!
A big thanks to my friends Pramod, Sriram and Dhaval for turning up early for the event, and standing up (literally), for me!
If you are interested in catching glimpses of Shivamani II in the making, feel free to mail me, and I will send across the photos/video clips, proudly presented to you by ace photographer Pramod!
29 September, 2006
Autobiography of an Eternal Wannabe
In this season of endless biographies, authorized and unauthorized, and autobiographies,we are confronted with a precarious situation. Suneil Shetty is planning to release his autobiography “ The Eternal Wannabe”.
I have managed to lay my hands on the manuscript of the Preface to this book, using my far reaching contacts.. So read on as it might help you in knowing whats in store when you end up in the nearest Landmark Store to grab your copy
Preface
When my son Aahan brought me his English Homework book, and asked me to read his essay ‘Autobiography of a two rupee note’, my thoughts began to wander. Am I not worth even two rupees, for no one has even thought about a biography on me. Not to feel utterly disappointed, I took it upon myself to show the world who Suneil Shetty is.
My sincere thanks to the Bollywood producers who have refused to queue up in front of my house, with offers, for that has given me all the time in the world to finish this work. I have divided this book into two broad phases of my life- namely Being Sunil, and Being Suneil.
This book captures very little of my childhood, because I presume that when people are positively uninterested about me when I am a veteran Bollywood actor, their interest in my childhood can be no better.
The Eternal Wannabe is a vehicle in which I am going to take you through the journey of my career path, from the days when I wanted to be the number 1 action hero, before Akshay stormed his way into the scene, and then moves on to the days when I wanted to be a wholesome actor , before Aamir and Shah Rukh took over. And the journey doesn’t stop there.
Then I wanted to be a comedy actor, after the miracle hit Hera Pheri , before all three mentioned above took away the shine from me. I even touch upon the phase when I wanted to be a sought after villain after Main Hoon Na.
It then takes you through the most successful phase of my life, which is acting as the m+nth hero of any movie, and use Bollywood as a cash cow and not as a medium to attain glory.
Come, join me in this event filled journey and you will have the ride of your life.
Forever Yours,
Suneil
I have managed to lay my hands on the manuscript of the Preface to this book, using my far reaching contacts.. So read on as it might help you in knowing whats in store when you end up in the nearest Landmark Store to grab your copy
Preface
When my son Aahan brought me his English Homework book, and asked me to read his essay ‘Autobiography of a two rupee note’, my thoughts began to wander. Am I not worth even two rupees, for no one has even thought about a biography on me. Not to feel utterly disappointed, I took it upon myself to show the world who Suneil Shetty is.
My sincere thanks to the Bollywood producers who have refused to queue up in front of my house, with offers, for that has given me all the time in the world to finish this work. I have divided this book into two broad phases of my life- namely Being Sunil, and Being Suneil.
This book captures very little of my childhood, because I presume that when people are positively uninterested about me when I am a veteran Bollywood actor, their interest in my childhood can be no better.
The Eternal Wannabe is a vehicle in which I am going to take you through the journey of my career path, from the days when I wanted to be the number 1 action hero, before Akshay stormed his way into the scene, and then moves on to the days when I wanted to be a wholesome actor , before Aamir and Shah Rukh took over. And the journey doesn’t stop there.
Then I wanted to be a comedy actor, after the miracle hit Hera Pheri , before all three mentioned above took away the shine from me. I even touch upon the phase when I wanted to be a sought after villain after Main Hoon Na.
It then takes you through the most successful phase of my life, which is acting as the m+nth hero of any movie, and use Bollywood as a cash cow and not as a medium to attain glory.
Come, join me in this event filled journey and you will have the ride of your life.
Forever Yours,
Suneil
28 September, 2006
Lecture From the Sun to a Son
I had to get up and travel to the city real early today morning for an appointment. It was such a pleasant sight to see the sun real bright as early as 6:30.And this is what the Sun had to tell me, to ensure that I enjoy every moment of this spring...
Where were you yesterday morning
Were you hiding under the blanket?
Where were you yesterday morning
Were you still dreaming big time ?
I wait for you every morning
To get a glimpse of the fresh you
And you fail to meet me
When I am young and bright
I don’t want to leave you
In the influence of the dark
So I illuminate your world
Shining through the Moon
Has there ever been a day
When I have failed to rise
Seen the best and the worst
But never shrunk or shrugged
Its time for you to wake up
Enjoy the genuine brightness
Soak up in the real warmth
And liven up your own world!
Where were you yesterday morning
Were you hiding under the blanket?
Where were you yesterday morning
Were you still dreaming big time ?
I wait for you every morning
To get a glimpse of the fresh you
And you fail to meet me
When I am young and bright
I don’t want to leave you
In the influence of the dark
So I illuminate your world
Shining through the Moon
Has there ever been a day
When I have failed to rise
Seen the best and the worst
But never shrunk or shrugged
Its time for you to wake up
Enjoy the genuine brightness
Soak up in the real warmth
And liven up your own world!
A favour for Rahul -Part II
We continue on some more FAQs that will help Rahul meet the press with a straight bat in WC 2007!
MC: The toss was very crucial for this important match….
Scenario 1: Rahul wins the toss, elects to bat and bats out the opposition from the match
Rahul: Of course, in big games like these, you would love to have a little bit of luck going your way,and yes, the toss was very vital, as we were far more comfortable in bat out the opposition out of the match, then chase a total on this pitch.
Scenario 2: Rahul loses the toss, chases and wins the match
Rahul: The result should be determined by the team that emerges stronger in any given situation, and I don’t think the toss really has an impact on the outcome of the match.
MC: So how important is Tendulkar factor for the Men in Blue
Scenario 1: Sachin has scored a stunning run a ball 80 that has helped India win against Pakistan
Rahul: The effect of Sachin’s presence can never be explained in words. He simply lifts the morale of the side, and has an aura that keeps the team buoyant, and more he plays more the team gains
Scenario2: Sachin has been sent back home because of tennis elbow injury relapse and India lose to Pakistan
Rahul: Well, Sachin is a great player in his own right, but I think each one of us have to understand our responsibility and play to the full of our potential. Only then can the team click in the long run (*And you thot I will say Sachin is a thing of the past like what Veeru said about Dhaadha.. Sorry*)
MC: Irfan Pathan at Number 3. Is it still a unanimous ‘think tank’ decision?
Scenario 1: Irfan scores a match winning half century in an otherwise low scoring game
Rahul: Yes, We have fixed the slot for him, and as an all rounder he is only emerging with more promise after every outing (*just don’t think about his eight previous failures during this reply*)
Scenario 2: Irfan fails miserably at number 3, for the third time, and his bowling is also impacted because of this
Rahul: Well, Irfan is young and extremely talented. The world is not going to end after this World Cup for him. We are grooming him for the WC 2011, and what better stage than this to work on all permutations available as far as he is concerned (*I am tired of Irfan bashing.. may be this will keep the media silent for atleast two and a half years*)
So my friends, as you can all see, I am really investing time to help out Rahul with his media management, so that he can fully focus on his cricket and his on field thought leadership, rather than increasing wrinkles on his forehead fretting about the next round of media bashing. Wish me luck in this endeavour!
Punch Pandi's plea: In the absence of innovative stroke play or innovative captaincy, I only wish Dravid atleast develops an innovative media plan, and not make it so predictable, in the absence of which, I will not watch even the half a dozen matches that I watch them play.
MC: The toss was very crucial for this important match….
Scenario 1: Rahul wins the toss, elects to bat and bats out the opposition from the match
Rahul: Of course, in big games like these, you would love to have a little bit of luck going your way,and yes, the toss was very vital, as we were far more comfortable in bat out the opposition out of the match, then chase a total on this pitch.
Scenario 2: Rahul loses the toss, chases and wins the match
Rahul: The result should be determined by the team that emerges stronger in any given situation, and I don’t think the toss really has an impact on the outcome of the match.
MC: So how important is Tendulkar factor for the Men in Blue
Scenario 1: Sachin has scored a stunning run a ball 80 that has helped India win against Pakistan
Rahul: The effect of Sachin’s presence can never be explained in words. He simply lifts the morale of the side, and has an aura that keeps the team buoyant, and more he plays more the team gains
Scenario2: Sachin has been sent back home because of tennis elbow injury relapse and India lose to Pakistan
Rahul: Well, Sachin is a great player in his own right, but I think each one of us have to understand our responsibility and play to the full of our potential. Only then can the team click in the long run (*And you thot I will say Sachin is a thing of the past like what Veeru said about Dhaadha.. Sorry*)
MC: Irfan Pathan at Number 3. Is it still a unanimous ‘think tank’ decision?
Scenario 1: Irfan scores a match winning half century in an otherwise low scoring game
Rahul: Yes, We have fixed the slot for him, and as an all rounder he is only emerging with more promise after every outing (*just don’t think about his eight previous failures during this reply*)
Scenario 2: Irfan fails miserably at number 3, for the third time, and his bowling is also impacted because of this
Rahul: Well, Irfan is young and extremely talented. The world is not going to end after this World Cup for him. We are grooming him for the WC 2011, and what better stage than this to work on all permutations available as far as he is concerned (*I am tired of Irfan bashing.. may be this will keep the media silent for atleast two and a half years*)
So my friends, as you can all see, I am really investing time to help out Rahul with his media management, so that he can fully focus on his cricket and his on field thought leadership, rather than increasing wrinkles on his forehead fretting about the next round of media bashing. Wish me luck in this endeavour!
Punch Pandi's plea: In the absence of innovative stroke play or innovative captaincy, I only wish Dravid atleast develops an innovative media plan, and not make it so predictable, in the absence of which, I will not watch even the half a dozen matches that I watch them play.
23 September, 2006
A favour for Rahul
After seeing the Indian Cricket Team lose convincingly to the Aussies, I had a rather disturbed sleep. The only silver lining in my sleep was when Rahul Dravid came in my dream and asked me to be his ‘media managing’ mentor during India’s World Cup 2007 campaign. Though I am not sure how long the tourney will last in the tournament , I am taking the task very seriously believe it or not, I have already started to pen an FAQ manual for the Captain of the Boyz in Blue(s).
Question 1:
MC: So what do you think is the main reason for the defeat?
Situation 1 : India has not played in a one day for about two months prior to the tournament.
Rahul: Since this is the first gane in two months, the players were a bit rusted, and we are only bound to improve after a few games
Situation 2: India has played a couple of unwarranted triangulars before the start of the WC
Rahul: We have had a lot of cricket in the last two months, and it is just that the boys are feeling a bit jaded. We are looking forward to the three day break before we take on Kenya, which is a critical encounter
Question2
MC: So, what do you think the morale of the team is going to be ahead of the crucial match against Pakistan?
Situation 1: India has had a thumping victory against Kenya in the previous match
Rahul: Well, you know, it is always important to have a win under your belt before you take on the big names in the tournament, so the morale would be upbeat, and the boys are ready for the challenge
Situation 2: Kenya sets up the first upset in the tournament beating India by 4 wickets
Rahul: Well, you know, it really doesn’t matter what happened in the previous match. This is cricket, you lose some and win some. So it is imperative to take each match in isolation and concentrate hard. The boys morale would be positive by the time the match starts. No two ways about it.
Question 3:
MC: Congrats on a great performance. Your century really helped India post that big score which was beyond the reach of the
Situation 1: Rahul opens the innings with Sachin
Rahul: When you have 300+ as the target you are looking to set for the opposition, the openers must set up the contest and that is precisely what I did. When the openers set the ball rolling, it is easier for the middle order to capitalize on the start
Situation 2: Rahul has batted at number 5 and scores the century
Rahul: For a big score, it is extremely important that the middle order comes to the party irrespective of the start the openers had given. That is why we have seven batsmen and not just two…(*to end with a ‘gotcha’ kinda smile*)
To be continued…
Question 1:
MC: So what do you think is the main reason for the defeat?
Situation 1 : India has not played in a one day for about two months prior to the tournament.
Rahul: Since this is the first gane in two months, the players were a bit rusted, and we are only bound to improve after a few games
Situation 2: India has played a couple of unwarranted triangulars before the start of the WC
Rahul: We have had a lot of cricket in the last two months, and it is just that the boys are feeling a bit jaded. We are looking forward to the three day break before we take on Kenya, which is a critical encounter
Question2
MC: So, what do you think the morale of the team is going to be ahead of the crucial match against Pakistan?
Situation 1: India has had a thumping victory against Kenya in the previous match
Rahul: Well, you know, it is always important to have a win under your belt before you take on the big names in the tournament, so the morale would be upbeat, and the boys are ready for the challenge
Situation 2: Kenya sets up the first upset in the tournament beating India by 4 wickets
Rahul: Well, you know, it really doesn’t matter what happened in the previous match. This is cricket, you lose some and win some. So it is imperative to take each match in isolation and concentrate hard. The boys morale would be positive by the time the match starts. No two ways about it.
Question 3:
MC: Congrats on a great performance. Your century really helped India post that big score which was beyond the reach of the
Situation 1: Rahul opens the innings with Sachin
Rahul: When you have 300+ as the target you are looking to set for the opposition, the openers must set up the contest and that is precisely what I did. When the openers set the ball rolling, it is easier for the middle order to capitalize on the start
Situation 2: Rahul has batted at number 5 and scores the century
Rahul: For a big score, it is extremely important that the middle order comes to the party irrespective of the start the openers had given. That is why we have seven batsmen and not just two…(*to end with a ‘gotcha’ kinda smile*)
To be continued…
21 September, 2006
Jis Des mein Yarra Behethi Hei
Sometimes in pusrsuit of the abstract,the tangibles turn invisible. Just to ensure that we are not lost in profound thoughts on this blog, here goes a small poem on Melbourne, the city that is currently sponsoring my daily bread...
Paanch Gali ka Shehar Hei
Beech mein Yarra Nadhi Hei
Swasth Hawa Masth Jagah
Ye He Melbourne Meri Jaan
Dhin Mein Poora Kaam
Shaam Ko Thoda Guppa
Jiyo Zindagi Aman Se
Ye He Melbourne Meri Jaan
Har Dhin Mein Chaar Mousam
Chaaron Or Dikhegi Hariyali
Kitne Baag aur Kitne Maidhan
Ye He Melbourne Meri Jaan
Jahaan Dekho Romance Hei
Khel Khood mein Shauk Hei
Faltoo Chinta Karna Joke Hei
Ye He Melbourne Meri Jaan
Paanch Gali ka Shehar Hei
Beech mein Yarra Nadhi Hei
Swasth Hawa Masth Jagah
Ye He Melbourne Meri Jaan
Dhin Mein Poora Kaam
Shaam Ko Thoda Guppa
Jiyo Zindagi Aman Se
Ye He Melbourne Meri Jaan
Har Dhin Mein Chaar Mousam
Chaaron Or Dikhegi Hariyali
Kitne Baag aur Kitne Maidhan
Ye He Melbourne Meri Jaan
Jahaan Dekho Romance Hei
Khel Khood mein Shauk Hei
Faltoo Chinta Karna Joke Hei
Ye He Melbourne Meri Jaan
15 September, 2006
Not all choices are no-brainers
Game for some senti stuff?.. then read on.. if you think you dont want to spoil the weekend with a heavy read, you can keep this for Monday.. it might be a bit light compared to work!
God works overtime most time of the year, deciding for you, who one's parents should be, who is destined to be born as your brother or sister, and even has dedicated staff working for him in this place called heaven, where they are busy making matches. So technically, you don’t even land up choosing your spouse, though you think you have taken part in the exercise.
So having done all this, he goes on a vacation once in a while, and he lets it open for his creations to choose people to populate the space designated for friends. So here we are trying desperately to figure out,
who could fit the bill as your best friend from whom you can take his /her pencil in school without his/her permission,
the chosen one with whom you can share a bite of your lunch,
the one with whom you can go the cinema after bunking college,
share secrets about your crushes,
the one whose shoulders you can take for granted to lean on when in need
the one whom you are confident would place the relationship above personal interests
And man, do we succeed in this simple task…. I cant talk on behalf of any one else, but I think the friend has a responsibility greater than that of any parent, brother, sister or a cousin, as this relationship has not been thrust on you by The Almighty, but one is gifted this supreme role by someone who is just like you, the chosen one…..
Punch Pandi Speak: Friends may be taken for granted, but not friendship
God works overtime most time of the year, deciding for you, who one's parents should be, who is destined to be born as your brother or sister, and even has dedicated staff working for him in this place called heaven, where they are busy making matches. So technically, you don’t even land up choosing your spouse, though you think you have taken part in the exercise.
So having done all this, he goes on a vacation once in a while, and he lets it open for his creations to choose people to populate the space designated for friends. So here we are trying desperately to figure out,
who could fit the bill as your best friend from whom you can take his /her pencil in school without his/her permission,
the chosen one with whom you can share a bite of your lunch,
the one with whom you can go the cinema after bunking college,
share secrets about your crushes,
the one whose shoulders you can take for granted to lean on when in need
the one whom you are confident would place the relationship above personal interests
And man, do we succeed in this simple task…. I cant talk on behalf of any one else, but I think the friend has a responsibility greater than that of any parent, brother, sister or a cousin, as this relationship has not been thrust on you by The Almighty, but one is gifted this supreme role by someone who is just like you, the chosen one…..
Punch Pandi Speak: Friends may be taken for granted, but not friendship
10 September, 2006
50 Not Out..
This is post number 50 on vaaman… and it’s a milestone that gives me a decent level of satisfaction, and I hope I have given you a little bit of variety and an element of unpredictability as to what my new post would cover.
I sincerely thank you for taking time off to visit my blog irrespective of how regularly you do this, and I only hope that I can entertain you enough to bring you back on to this page, and manage to leave a frown in your face, when you don’t find an update.
The blogging platform has helped me lots in knowing new people and making new friends. Blogging has opened my eyes to views others hold on topics, that I think deserve atleast 500 words of web space. It has also made me read the posts of fellow bloggers, and it certainly helps to know what fellow common man thinks and not just what the Netas say that they are thinking.
Its been a pleasure presenting my thoughts to you, and I shall do all that I can, to keep this going, and keep raising the bar as we progress in this journey
Well begun is half done, but unless it is fully done, the result is better than none (This part of unwarranted filasafee is brought to you by Arun :) )
Cheers!
I sincerely thank you for taking time off to visit my blog irrespective of how regularly you do this, and I only hope that I can entertain you enough to bring you back on to this page, and manage to leave a frown in your face, when you don’t find an update.
The blogging platform has helped me lots in knowing new people and making new friends. Blogging has opened my eyes to views others hold on topics, that I think deserve atleast 500 words of web space. It has also made me read the posts of fellow bloggers, and it certainly helps to know what fellow common man thinks and not just what the Netas say that they are thinking.
Its been a pleasure presenting my thoughts to you, and I shall do all that I can, to keep this going, and keep raising the bar as we progress in this journey
Well begun is half done, but unless it is fully done, the result is better than none (This part of unwarranted filasafee is brought to you by Arun :) )
Cheers!
04 September, 2006
Birthdays and the Elusive extra toffee
Today I had this pleasant and unique experience of chatting simultaneously with two of my ‘jigree’ dosths who wore their birthday dresses to school on the same day ,14 years ago!
On that note here is yet another attempt to transport you through this small journey into early school life… “Nyaabagam Varudhe Part III”
My birthday falls in end of April, and so, I never had the opportunity to go to school wearing the newly bought dress on my birthdays. But that doesn’t stop one’s excitement when it is any of the class mate’s birthdays.
The pride that the b’day baby’s face exuded, the suspense factor of what toffee was in store, and which class the sweets would be distributed were just some of the highlights.
If two classmates celebrate their birthday on the same day, even better. One toffee is finished pre lunch and the other in the second half. And that is the day when the kid wins new friends, as the classmates are hopeful of getting that extra caramel chocolate in the second interval from out of the reserves stored in the side pocket of the school bag!
And the birthday kids are no less shaane.. They use this as an opportunity and go that extra mile and offer one extra chocolate to please their favourite teacher.. “ Please take one more, Miss” .. If only the teachers were kind enough to acknowledge this and knock off a few blackmarks off the kids’ names…
Waiting for another spark to be aroused to embark on “Nyaabagam Varudhe Part IV”.. This is, after all the season of sequels in Bollywood too..
On that note here is yet another attempt to transport you through this small journey into early school life… “Nyaabagam Varudhe Part III”
My birthday falls in end of April, and so, I never had the opportunity to go to school wearing the newly bought dress on my birthdays. But that doesn’t stop one’s excitement when it is any of the class mate’s birthdays.
The pride that the b’day baby’s face exuded, the suspense factor of what toffee was in store, and which class the sweets would be distributed were just some of the highlights.
If two classmates celebrate their birthday on the same day, even better. One toffee is finished pre lunch and the other in the second half. And that is the day when the kid wins new friends, as the classmates are hopeful of getting that extra caramel chocolate in the second interval from out of the reserves stored in the side pocket of the school bag!
And the birthday kids are no less shaane.. They use this as an opportunity and go that extra mile and offer one extra chocolate to please their favourite teacher.. “ Please take one more, Miss” .. If only the teachers were kind enough to acknowledge this and knock off a few blackmarks off the kids’ names…
Waiting for another spark to be aroused to embark on “Nyaabagam Varudhe Part IV”.. This is, after all the season of sequels in Bollywood too..
27 August, 2006
It's Tamil this time!
Why spare my mother tongue.. after torturing all my readers with poems in English, I thought I will pen one in Tamil.. So here it goes!
Mounam Saadhikum Idhazhgale
Kolam Podum Kolusu Kaalgale
Idhu Kaadhala Verum kaanala
Unarchiku Vizhigal Or Kaavala
Vandhaai Paarthaai Venraaiye
Caesar Kulathu Pen neeyo
Inum Kidaikavilai En Idhayam
Thirudiyadhu azhagiya theeyo
Malargalin Vaasam Nee Dhaano
Naan Utkollum Swaasam Nee Dhaano
Mounathin Vilakkam Ariyeno
Un Idhayathil Vasipadhu Adiyeno
Idhu eppadi irukku ;)
Mounam Saadhikum Idhazhgale
Kolam Podum Kolusu Kaalgale
Idhu Kaadhala Verum kaanala
Unarchiku Vizhigal Or Kaavala
Vandhaai Paarthaai Venraaiye
Caesar Kulathu Pen neeyo
Inum Kidaikavilai En Idhayam
Thirudiyadhu azhagiya theeyo
Malargalin Vaasam Nee Dhaano
Naan Utkollum Swaasam Nee Dhaano
Mounathin Vilakkam Ariyeno
Un Idhayathil Vasipadhu Adiyeno
Idhu eppadi irukku ;)
25 August, 2006
Coffee with Karan
As I was completing my routine jog around the MCG today morning, I spotted a curious tourist, who looked very familiar. He was just stretching his hands out and looking towards the sky and trying to picture someone in front of the majestic stadium. It was at that time, my mental google popped up with one search result…. The one and only Karan Johar
Knowing fairly well that he cant say no to coffee, I asked him if we could have guppa over a cup of coffee, and he obliged as expected.
So what transpired in the ten minute tete-a-tete was a free exchange of concerns and ideas..here are the excerpts
Me: So Karan, what brings you to Down Under.. leaving your adopted metropolis, NewYork
Karan: Shahrukh complained to me that he was bored of enacting his trademark ‘spread the arms-look up to the sky- release that fatally explosive constipated smile’ act in London and New York.. so here I am scouting for a new location, and have almost finalized on MCG for the next project
Me (*thrilled): So, you have got the concept ready for your next project?
Karan:You must be kidding. Story, Screenplay and Dialogues will follow later. All my projects begin with addressing Shah Rukh ‘s whims and fancies
Me: Just between the two of us. Can you please tell me how you ensured every Indian watched KANK in the first week
Karan:That’s a simple trick. If they praise the product, I ask them to spread the word, and if they come up to me taking an unfavourable stand even without watching the movie , I give them a cold stare and tell them not to go by some word of mouth, and find out for themselves J. Either way, they land up watching the movie.
Me: What is the idea behind making movies that span for more than three hours. I presume you have a misconception about an eternal classic. Just to clarify, it is certainly not a movie that goes on till eternity.
Karan: See, this is where my second source of revenue comes into the picture. I don’t care if the movie goer cries all through the movie, but what is important is that the snacks counter folks should laugh their way to the Bank, so I make it as long as possible so that the sale of popcorn and cool drinks increase manifold, and I take a cut from that too!
Me: What about your third source of revenue which is from the sale of DVDs?
Karan: Good that you brought about this point. To be honest, I am not expecting great returns from DVD sales, and instead I have struck gold with KANK, by contracting with the para military forces. The deal is that, whenever they run out of tear gas during any riot control operations, they would screen KANK on the streets, to bring about the same effect. Is there a better way to make people weep for more than three hours?
He then excused himself as he had to catch the next flight to Sydney, to check if the Opera House was a viable option as well. By then I was awestruck by the innovative commercial acumen of Johar Junior, and felt reassured that Bollywood was in very safe hands indeed.
Total Disclaimer: The entire episode is purely a figment of my imagination (right from the morning jog till the feeling of reassurance)
Knowing fairly well that he cant say no to coffee, I asked him if we could have guppa over a cup of coffee, and he obliged as expected.
So what transpired in the ten minute tete-a-tete was a free exchange of concerns and ideas..here are the excerpts
Me: So Karan, what brings you to Down Under.. leaving your adopted metropolis, NewYork
Karan: Shahrukh complained to me that he was bored of enacting his trademark ‘spread the arms-look up to the sky- release that fatally explosive constipated smile’ act in London and New York.. so here I am scouting for a new location, and have almost finalized on MCG for the next project
Me (*thrilled): So, you have got the concept ready for your next project?
Karan:You must be kidding. Story, Screenplay and Dialogues will follow later. All my projects begin with addressing Shah Rukh ‘s whims and fancies
Me: Just between the two of us. Can you please tell me how you ensured every Indian watched KANK in the first week
Karan:That’s a simple trick. If they praise the product, I ask them to spread the word, and if they come up to me taking an unfavourable stand even without watching the movie , I give them a cold stare and tell them not to go by some word of mouth, and find out for themselves J. Either way, they land up watching the movie.
Me: What is the idea behind making movies that span for more than three hours. I presume you have a misconception about an eternal classic. Just to clarify, it is certainly not a movie that goes on till eternity.
Karan: See, this is where my second source of revenue comes into the picture. I don’t care if the movie goer cries all through the movie, but what is important is that the snacks counter folks should laugh their way to the Bank, so I make it as long as possible so that the sale of popcorn and cool drinks increase manifold, and I take a cut from that too!
Me: What about your third source of revenue which is from the sale of DVDs?
Karan: Good that you brought about this point. To be honest, I am not expecting great returns from DVD sales, and instead I have struck gold with KANK, by contracting with the para military forces. The deal is that, whenever they run out of tear gas during any riot control operations, they would screen KANK on the streets, to bring about the same effect. Is there a better way to make people weep for more than three hours?
He then excused himself as he had to catch the next flight to Sydney, to check if the Opera House was a viable option as well. By then I was awestruck by the innovative commercial acumen of Johar Junior, and felt reassured that Bollywood was in very safe hands indeed.
Total Disclaimer: The entire episode is purely a figment of my imagination (right from the morning jog till the feeling of reassurance)
23 August, 2006
Impossible says I'm possible
It is just the power to see
That’s been snatched away
No one can clinch from us
The right to have a vision
We may not be provided
With The gift of the gab
But with sheer determination
Are sure to make a statement
So what if fate has been cruel
Not allowing us to walk at will
We still can achieve so much
The world will march behind us
You need to be a bit louder
We cant pick up mild noises
It is just the failure to hear
But to succeed, we are here.
Mere sympathies fail to work
In miracles we seldom trust
A level playing field we need
To prove, we can be the best
Inspired by true story of Siddharth (http://in.rediff.com/money/2006/aug/23sid.htm) and countless other unpublished success stories...
That’s been snatched away
No one can clinch from us
The right to have a vision
We may not be provided
With The gift of the gab
But with sheer determination
Are sure to make a statement
So what if fate has been cruel
Not allowing us to walk at will
We still can achieve so much
The world will march behind us
You need to be a bit louder
We cant pick up mild noises
It is just the failure to hear
But to succeed, we are here.
Mere sympathies fail to work
In miracles we seldom trust
A level playing field we need
To prove, we can be the best
Inspired by true story of Siddharth (http://in.rediff.com/money/2006/aug/23sid.htm) and countless other unpublished success stories...
20 August, 2006
Laloo IIM Prasad and the Mahim Madness
Story 1: Laloo is going to be invited to IIM Ahmedabad to deliver guest lectures on management strategies!! Bewildered? This is no political gimmick but based on sheer weight of performance involved in turning around the loss making Indian Railways to a corporation that has cash reserve of Rs 1100 crores, in a two year span. Our Hon'ble Railway Minister has managed to turn the tables around, has happened with minimum impact on the
everyday passenger, and deftly increasing freight rates to ensure profitability. There is certainly more method than madness in this wily politician now.
Story 2: August 2005 – The entire city of Mumbai lashed back at the Mumbai administration for not having been able to effectively carry out disaster management after the furious floods played havoc on the city’s landscape. They were looking for a more responsible Govt to warn them of such impending catastrophes in advance so that lives can be saved
Fast forward into August 2006 – Mahim creek water turns sweet.. I must admit that if there is one stretch in Mumbai rail network that can wake you up even if you manage to doze off in the crowded compartments, it is the stench from the creek between Mahim and Bandra. As the news of the ‘miracle’ spread amongst the Mumbaikars, they wanted to have first hand information on this, and so they start to taste the sea water. This frenzy continues despite being warned adequately by the district officials that it is very much likely that water borne bacterial diseases could emanate from the Mahim waters. Not sure what exactly the people want the administration to do if they are not inclined to listen to such simple instructions.
Maybe this would even prompt Pepsi to abandon the “Pepsi is safer than Tea” campaign and take up “Pepsi is safer than Mahim water” campaign soon.
Kalyug is in full swing with politicians attempting to turn a new leaf, and the public blisfully prefers to tread the path of 'informed ignorance'.
everyday passenger, and deftly increasing freight rates to ensure profitability. There is certainly more method than madness in this wily politician now.
Story 2: August 2005 – The entire city of Mumbai lashed back at the Mumbai administration for not having been able to effectively carry out disaster management after the furious floods played havoc on the city’s landscape. They were looking for a more responsible Govt to warn them of such impending catastrophes in advance so that lives can be saved
Fast forward into August 2006 – Mahim creek water turns sweet.. I must admit that if there is one stretch in Mumbai rail network that can wake you up even if you manage to doze off in the crowded compartments, it is the stench from the creek between Mahim and Bandra. As the news of the ‘miracle’ spread amongst the Mumbaikars, they wanted to have first hand information on this, and so they start to taste the sea water. This frenzy continues despite being warned adequately by the district officials that it is very much likely that water borne bacterial diseases could emanate from the Mahim waters. Not sure what exactly the people want the administration to do if they are not inclined to listen to such simple instructions.
Maybe this would even prompt Pepsi to abandon the “Pepsi is safer than Tea” campaign and take up “Pepsi is safer than Mahim water” campaign soon.
Kalyug is in full swing with politicians attempting to turn a new leaf, and the public blisfully prefers to tread the path of 'informed ignorance'.
08 August, 2006
Maverick School of Intuitive Entrepreneurship
Only God knows what prompted this title, but when I was discussing with my colleague at work, as to how it feels more rewarding when you know that you have created a pie of value, then just get a share of the pie by virtue of being in a vantage position, I just got this term out of the blue and this has sort of stuck with me thro the evening.
I have not read any biography or autobiography of any great entrepreneur, but for Maverick, which talks about the revolutionary path adopted by Semco, after it was taken over by its second generation leader Ricardo Semler.
Here is a brief note on how I classify entrepreneurs. I have not analysed their history or growth path, but these are just my views at a superficial level.
The by the book, value system entrepreneur – He who believes that investing in a value system is as important as strategizing a business model. NR Narayana Moorthy is the brand ambassador for this enviable breed. One of the most revered industrialists in India, his institution stands testimony to the fact that, when you do what you think is right and most importantly what most others think is right, and the time will come, where you will surely shine.
The second generation entrepreneur – Azim Premji is an amazing example of how as a second generation entrepreneur, you can take the organization that you have inherited to the next level, and not squander your father’s wealth to restrict the money to his generation. I don’t think it is very easy to run a business when a thousand people view you as the leader born out of autocracy than out of democracy. To take no cognizance of that, and proving your mettle time and again is no mean joke.
Vijay Mallya also breaks into this league, and he is a second generation leader whose flamboyant lifestyle is viewed as a sign of vanity, and with greater degree of attention, whereas one cannot take away the credit he deserves for revamping and rebranding the UB group, and the way he has ventured into the airline sector.
The aggressive.. Annihilate the competitor mould – None other than Dhirubhai Hirachand Ambani can epiomise this variety. With humble beginnings as a worker in a petrol pump in the Gulf, his vision and the confidence that he can make a difference to the way business is run in India, is unparalleled. The way he went about building an empire with steadfast commitment, his trust on the famed Inner circle and the ability to topple competition with both grit and tact, right from the time he played with the happiness of a bear cartel running against him when he was a nascent entrepreneur, till his vision of 10 paise mobile phone are just pages out of the epic called Dhirubhai, the real Ambani.
Maverick Entrepreneur – This clan is my favourite. The eccentric attitude often acts as an opaque mask behind which is this absolutely astute master of business. The potential to hog the limelight is a given for them. The one person who standsout in this category is Richard Branson. The way he posed as a girl at the launch of Virgin, was a path breaking effort J. His simple idea of welcoming all the passengers aboard his fleet by imprinting a message with his autograph is not something that goes unnoticed if you are a leisure traveler. If there is one autobiography I would love to fetch from the racks, it would be “Losing my virginity” by Branson.
Just in case you get an impression that this post was boring, please do let me know, and I will switch back to my more cozy style of writing… stepping out of comfort zones, occasionally is not that harmful though. J
I have not read any biography or autobiography of any great entrepreneur, but for Maverick, which talks about the revolutionary path adopted by Semco, after it was taken over by its second generation leader Ricardo Semler.
Here is a brief note on how I classify entrepreneurs. I have not analysed their history or growth path, but these are just my views at a superficial level.
The by the book, value system entrepreneur – He who believes that investing in a value system is as important as strategizing a business model. NR Narayana Moorthy is the brand ambassador for this enviable breed. One of the most revered industrialists in India, his institution stands testimony to the fact that, when you do what you think is right and most importantly what most others think is right, and the time will come, where you will surely shine.
The second generation entrepreneur – Azim Premji is an amazing example of how as a second generation entrepreneur, you can take the organization that you have inherited to the next level, and not squander your father’s wealth to restrict the money to his generation. I don’t think it is very easy to run a business when a thousand people view you as the leader born out of autocracy than out of democracy. To take no cognizance of that, and proving your mettle time and again is no mean joke.
Vijay Mallya also breaks into this league, and he is a second generation leader whose flamboyant lifestyle is viewed as a sign of vanity, and with greater degree of attention, whereas one cannot take away the credit he deserves for revamping and rebranding the UB group, and the way he has ventured into the airline sector.
The aggressive.. Annihilate the competitor mould – None other than Dhirubhai Hirachand Ambani can epiomise this variety. With humble beginnings as a worker in a petrol pump in the Gulf, his vision and the confidence that he can make a difference to the way business is run in India, is unparalleled. The way he went about building an empire with steadfast commitment, his trust on the famed Inner circle and the ability to topple competition with both grit and tact, right from the time he played with the happiness of a bear cartel running against him when he was a nascent entrepreneur, till his vision of 10 paise mobile phone are just pages out of the epic called Dhirubhai, the real Ambani.
Maverick Entrepreneur – This clan is my favourite. The eccentric attitude often acts as an opaque mask behind which is this absolutely astute master of business. The potential to hog the limelight is a given for them. The one person who standsout in this category is Richard Branson. The way he posed as a girl at the launch of Virgin, was a path breaking effort J. His simple idea of welcoming all the passengers aboard his fleet by imprinting a message with his autograph is not something that goes unnoticed if you are a leisure traveler. If there is one autobiography I would love to fetch from the racks, it would be “Losing my virginity” by Branson.
Just in case you get an impression that this post was boring, please do let me know, and I will switch back to my more cozy style of writing… stepping out of comfort zones, occasionally is not that harmful though. J
29 July, 2006
Ode from an alumnus
This is a little poem written in nostalgic thoughts on the glorious school days. This year incidentally. my school P.S.Senior Secondary School is completing 30 years..So read on.. this is "Nyaabagam Varudhe Part 2" :)
The Fun, The playground,
The teachers, the blackboard
The aayahs, the big shed
We miss these and more
Truly committed to the service,
Teachers we were blessed with
Shaping us to what we are today
We owe them infinite gratitude
Merrily Sharing our lunch boxes,
Praying for that extra holiday,
As complete strangers, we met
As friends we remain till date
Be it the acads, be it the games
The Penchant for classical music
The value system that is unique
P.S at thirty, is thirsty for more
The Fun, The playground,
The teachers, the blackboard
The aayahs, the big shed
We miss these and more
Truly committed to the service,
Teachers we were blessed with
Shaping us to what we are today
We owe them infinite gratitude
Merrily Sharing our lunch boxes,
Praying for that extra holiday,
As complete strangers, we met
As friends we remain till date
Be it the acads, be it the games
The Penchant for classical music
The value system that is unique
P.S at thirty, is thirsty for more
04 July, 2006
Gaptain's Diksanary
Year 2010. The Red carpet is all set to welcome the new international superstar… yes you are right….Gaptain it is.. and what shot him to international stardom… It is the climax scene of the movie.. “Gaptain raaks”
Gaptain is trying to rescue his father Tom Cruise (Cruise apparently decided that he was too old to be an MI agent.. little did he know that Gaptain was 10 years elder to him), and his beloved mother Rekha (Rekha finally thought that acting as Gaptain’s mother was not as damaging as Hrithik’s grandmother), from a terrorist… yes you guessed it right yet again.. it is my favourite Baakisthaan Theevaravaadhi
Gaptain as usual is the police inspector and to him saving his mother and motherland are one and the same.. so why bother protecting motherland ;)
When the world expects an action packed finale , it is the Gaptain’s dialaak delivery that packs the punch… so here it goes…
“Hey….You know who I am.. I won the Gold Medal in Sooting Kaampatisan in the Sydney Olimbiks….And now I am a police Aafisar… You know why? To jhoom in on khiriminals like you and soot you all” The terrorist can't take it any more and faints promptly..
Flabbergasted with what had happened, the Police Commissioner
Asks Gaptain to explain the phenomenon.. and Gaptain starts one more set of punch lines…. “ Kamisinar saar…Be it protecting the daalars at Suvis Bang, ensuwaring peaceful elaxans, or protecting the werld from Baakisthan terrorists.. If Vijay Kant no one can”….The commissioner puts in his best effort to hide his unbearable laughter and congratulates the ultimate Messiah of the masses..
Take a Bow Gaptain Take a Bow!
Gaptain is trying to rescue his father Tom Cruise (Cruise apparently decided that he was too old to be an MI agent.. little did he know that Gaptain was 10 years elder to him), and his beloved mother Rekha (Rekha finally thought that acting as Gaptain’s mother was not as damaging as Hrithik’s grandmother), from a terrorist… yes you guessed it right yet again.. it is my favourite Baakisthaan Theevaravaadhi
Gaptain as usual is the police inspector and to him saving his mother and motherland are one and the same.. so why bother protecting motherland ;)
When the world expects an action packed finale , it is the Gaptain’s dialaak delivery that packs the punch… so here it goes…
“Hey….You know who I am.. I won the Gold Medal in Sooting Kaampatisan in the Sydney Olimbiks….And now I am a police Aafisar… You know why? To jhoom in on khiriminals like you and soot you all” The terrorist can't take it any more and faints promptly..
Flabbergasted with what had happened, the Police Commissioner
Asks Gaptain to explain the phenomenon.. and Gaptain starts one more set of punch lines…. “ Kamisinar saar…Be it protecting the daalars at Suvis Bang, ensuwaring peaceful elaxans, or protecting the werld from Baakisthan terrorists.. If Vijay Kant no one can”….The commissioner puts in his best effort to hide his unbearable laughter and congratulates the ultimate Messiah of the masses..
Take a Bow Gaptain Take a Bow!
29 June, 2006
Tho Thweeeth
After seeing my cute 6 month old nephew in Singapore and two days after I made my newborn niece’s photo as the desktop wallpaper… here are my quick thoughts on that glorious phase of one's life
Wish I remained a newborn forever. Just imagine, my only job is just to do nothing.. people around me keep trying their best to see me happy.. just wait for those naughty smiles to emanate from my otherwise innocent face… each one of my moves is interpreted into multiple expressions left best to their respective imaginations… I have no language to learn… just cry for everything.. and my wishes are answered….i yawn.. I am cute…is there any other time in life .. when people find u cute when u r just plain sleeping….new dresses galore….just to ensure that the digital camera batteries run out of charge every two days…. Wish I remained a newborn forever
Wish I remained a newborn forever. Just imagine, my only job is just to do nothing.. people around me keep trying their best to see me happy.. just wait for those naughty smiles to emanate from my otherwise innocent face… each one of my moves is interpreted into multiple expressions left best to their respective imaginations… I have no language to learn… just cry for everything.. and my wishes are answered….i yawn.. I am cute…is there any other time in life .. when people find u cute when u r just plain sleeping….new dresses galore….just to ensure that the digital camera batteries run out of charge every two days…. Wish I remained a newborn forever
19 June, 2006
Infinite Droplets Infinite Emotions
Laughter is unique
Available only to mankind
Speaks only one language
The language of happiness
As the little angel gets hungry
Craving for food by shedding a few
All too tired to be awake anymore
It alerts the mother by crying again
Parting from your beloved
Reuniting after a decade
Expressing sheer gratitude
Moist eyes say it all
Seeing the flag flying high
From the winners podium
Favourite Club winning a thriller
It all brings down a tear or two
Born along with you
The very first expression
And lasts till the very end
Tears carry infinite emotions
Available only to mankind
Speaks only one language
The language of happiness
As the little angel gets hungry
Craving for food by shedding a few
All too tired to be awake anymore
It alerts the mother by crying again
Parting from your beloved
Reuniting after a decade
Expressing sheer gratitude
Moist eyes say it all
Seeing the flag flying high
From the winners podium
Favourite Club winning a thriller
It all brings down a tear or two
Born along with you
The very first expression
And lasts till the very end
Tears carry infinite emotions
14 May, 2006
From Tasmac to Television – A new form of venture capitalism
Hurray!! Every Tax payer in Tamil Nadu is now a Venture Capitalist! The socio political fabric in Tamil Nadu could well and truly emerge as a bench mark for other State Governments to follow.
A couple of years back, Amma hit this brainwave that she could use the public exchequer to invest in a distillary/distribution system which is by and large her very own, and then supply it back to the poor and famished at whopping margins, and claim to have done moral policing on liquor consumption.
Now the new kid on the block, the Junior Maran, is more than happy to reinvest /re channelise the 6000 crores into the Colour TV scheme, and earn through the extra revenues that is generated through Sun TV. This is perhaps the best business model that an entrepreneur could dream of. Get money from public, sell it to the public, and make merry in the bargain.
Just when I thought I could suggest one more way of getting more capital into these roaring businesses by not having elections at all in Tamil Nadu, since we prefer localities, bus route suffixes and institutions to be changed every five years, the emergence of, dare I say, a third front in Tamil Nadu, in the form of DMDK, does set the tone for more options for the voter in the coming elections.
What I am looking forward to in Chennai landscape in another two months is the removal of all these non glamorous olive green “TASMAC” boards and Bullet Beer hoardings, and being replaced by “Malar Wines”,”Deepa Wines” and having some creative portraits of Aishwarya, Sneha and the likes on them. Aiya Jolly!
And as much as we keep ridiculing Captain for his antics on screen, and confusing that with his capabilities in real life, I guess the middle class in Tamil Nadu has also realized that it is no mean task to contest in all constituencies within one year of forming the party as would be deeply appreciated by Fledgling parties like Lok Paritran.
Though the Rising Sun is back in Power, I think the real dawn for Tamil Nadu is just round the corner!
A couple of years back, Amma hit this brainwave that she could use the public exchequer to invest in a distillary/distribution system which is by and large her very own, and then supply it back to the poor and famished at whopping margins, and claim to have done moral policing on liquor consumption.
Now the new kid on the block, the Junior Maran, is more than happy to reinvest /re channelise the 6000 crores into the Colour TV scheme, and earn through the extra revenues that is generated through Sun TV. This is perhaps the best business model that an entrepreneur could dream of. Get money from public, sell it to the public, and make merry in the bargain.
Just when I thought I could suggest one more way of getting more capital into these roaring businesses by not having elections at all in Tamil Nadu, since we prefer localities, bus route suffixes and institutions to be changed every five years, the emergence of, dare I say, a third front in Tamil Nadu, in the form of DMDK, does set the tone for more options for the voter in the coming elections.
What I am looking forward to in Chennai landscape in another two months is the removal of all these non glamorous olive green “TASMAC” boards and Bullet Beer hoardings, and being replaced by “Malar Wines”,”Deepa Wines” and having some creative portraits of Aishwarya, Sneha and the likes on them. Aiya Jolly!
And as much as we keep ridiculing Captain for his antics on screen, and confusing that with his capabilities in real life, I guess the middle class in Tamil Nadu has also realized that it is no mean task to contest in all constituencies within one year of forming the party as would be deeply appreciated by Fledgling parties like Lok Paritran.
Though the Rising Sun is back in Power, I think the real dawn for Tamil Nadu is just round the corner!
06 May, 2006
Ek Gaao Mein....
This blog talks about the most shocking moment of my stay so far, the moment and the after thoughts… A scene that suddenly brought back memories of Mahabalipuram Bus Stand, where the beggars have mastered the art of begging in English when they see foreign tourists… “ Madam Poor Fisherman.. Please give money Madam” was one of the most enterprising lines that I have heard from a beggar.
Now, where the world is all about survival of the fittest, here is an illiterate in Chennai who is willing to learn the few words in an alien language to keep his hunger at bay.
“Chennai tho Tamil Nadu. Mein… Lekin Tamil Nadu mein Log Hindi Jaante Bhi Nahin aur Chaahte bhi Naheen” . I felt like Balu Thevar of Vedam Pudithu being slapped on the face a dozen times
I would not have bothered if this was one of those “nakkal” remarks by some one from across the Vindyas…
But to hear this from some passerby, a sixty year old Aussie, who I think would have been in India just long enough to know basic Hindi, was something that caught me off-guard
I have not covered the length and breadth of Tamil Nadu to subscribe to his views or differ on this count, but if this is something that a Tamilian be told in Hindi by an Aussie Down Under, then there must be some truth in it.
It is no doubt that Chennai is becoming visibly cosmopolitan these days, and now people are gearing up to learn Hindi to survive. Not sure about my eternal buddies the Auto rickshaw drivers, but I think vegetable vendors, delivery boys in grocery stores are now coming to terms with this change.
If it has come down to a point where it is better for Tamils to learn Hindi in Chennai to win the emerging market, not sure what the fuss was all about 30 odd years back, where it was politicised, and a few years back, where it was more diplomatically answered as “Ennaku Hindi theriyume …Ek gaaon mein ek kisaan raghu thaatha”..
Before you think that I am scoring a same side goal or that I am writing this to patoufy some kudi, let me sign off by saying that knowing Hindi has been extremely helpful, as it has allowed me to choose DVDs from four racks instead of just two from the local Indian store.
Now, where the world is all about survival of the fittest, here is an illiterate in Chennai who is willing to learn the few words in an alien language to keep his hunger at bay.
“Chennai tho Tamil Nadu. Mein… Lekin Tamil Nadu mein Log Hindi Jaante Bhi Nahin aur Chaahte bhi Naheen” . I felt like Balu Thevar of Vedam Pudithu being slapped on the face a dozen times
I would not have bothered if this was one of those “nakkal” remarks by some one from across the Vindyas…
But to hear this from some passerby, a sixty year old Aussie, who I think would have been in India just long enough to know basic Hindi, was something that caught me off-guard
I have not covered the length and breadth of Tamil Nadu to subscribe to his views or differ on this count, but if this is something that a Tamilian be told in Hindi by an Aussie Down Under, then there must be some truth in it.
It is no doubt that Chennai is becoming visibly cosmopolitan these days, and now people are gearing up to learn Hindi to survive. Not sure about my eternal buddies the Auto rickshaw drivers, but I think vegetable vendors, delivery boys in grocery stores are now coming to terms with this change.
If it has come down to a point where it is better for Tamils to learn Hindi in Chennai to win the emerging market, not sure what the fuss was all about 30 odd years back, where it was politicised, and a few years back, where it was more diplomatically answered as “Ennaku Hindi theriyume …Ek gaaon mein ek kisaan raghu thaatha”..
Before you think that I am scoring a same side goal or that I am writing this to patoufy some kudi, let me sign off by saying that knowing Hindi has been extremely helpful, as it has allowed me to choose DVDs from four racks instead of just two from the local Indian store.
22 April, 2006
Documentary… oh really?
Documentary – A 10 minute reel that is mandatory for cinema owners to screen before each show
Oscar Winner – A movie that is best appreciated by a dozen jurists leaving the rest of mortality in a puzzled state
Now try combining these two – Sounds like Balu Mahendra’s Schindler’s List?
With these running at the back of mind, and braving a late teen temperature, I marched ahead with my parents to the Village Cinemas at the Crown Casino Complex here. My only positive thought was that it was just going to be one hour, so even if it is going to be boring, it was not going to be enduring. What’s more we were late by about a couple of minutes, and I didn’t regret it, for, it was just a documentary.
THE MARCH OF THE PENGUINS proved all my inhibitions wrong. It is perhaps the most engrossing documentary that you would ever come across. With no humans involved in front of the camera, and no sixth sense corrupting the first five, or less, it is a feast for the eyes.
It is one of the best exhibitions of how invaluable life is. To what extent the parents go to protect the offspring, against the winds, the storms and predators were captured in the most pristine way. And the parents remain partner only for oneyear, but their commitment to the new life that they have been responsible for, is unparalleled.
The simple laws of United we stand , divided we fall, team spirit, and Dare not love thy neighbour ;), were so well shot, that it didn’t even actually need any narration…
For a documentary, it was just too entertaining.. may be NGC and Discovery would have covered hoards on this subject, I am sure there is something that separates this from the rest ..why else would I be sitting in the most crowded hall in the multiplex.. yes there were about 70 people.. and that is quite a sight given that it was a Saturday evening …
And why else would I resume blogging with this topic after 2 months?
If the Penguins March thro your town, please don’t miss this.. be rest assured that you will not return disappointed.. I am deliberately not getting into a detailed review, for I will become super senti and philosophical and also would give away some of the cute little twists in the film…Happy viewing..
Oscar Winner – A movie that is best appreciated by a dozen jurists leaving the rest of mortality in a puzzled state
Now try combining these two – Sounds like Balu Mahendra’s Schindler’s List?
With these running at the back of mind, and braving a late teen temperature, I marched ahead with my parents to the Village Cinemas at the Crown Casino Complex here. My only positive thought was that it was just going to be one hour, so even if it is going to be boring, it was not going to be enduring. What’s more we were late by about a couple of minutes, and I didn’t regret it, for, it was just a documentary.
THE MARCH OF THE PENGUINS proved all my inhibitions wrong. It is perhaps the most engrossing documentary that you would ever come across. With no humans involved in front of the camera, and no sixth sense corrupting the first five, or less, it is a feast for the eyes.
It is one of the best exhibitions of how invaluable life is. To what extent the parents go to protect the offspring, against the winds, the storms and predators were captured in the most pristine way. And the parents remain partner only for oneyear, but their commitment to the new life that they have been responsible for, is unparalleled.
The simple laws of United we stand , divided we fall, team spirit, and Dare not love thy neighbour ;), were so well shot, that it didn’t even actually need any narration…
For a documentary, it was just too entertaining.. may be NGC and Discovery would have covered hoards on this subject, I am sure there is something that separates this from the rest ..why else would I be sitting in the most crowded hall in the multiplex.. yes there were about 70 people.. and that is quite a sight given that it was a Saturday evening …
And why else would I resume blogging with this topic after 2 months?
If the Penguins March thro your town, please don’t miss this.. be rest assured that you will not return disappointed.. I am deliberately not getting into a detailed review, for I will become super senti and philosophical and also would give away some of the cute little twists in the film…Happy viewing..
16 February, 2006
Why Sanjanaa goes to sleep soon after sunset
Sanju is just a kid. So she can afford to sleep longer..
Sanju wakes up at six. Therefore she sleeps early.
Sanju does not watch TV in the evening. Therefore she sleeps early.
The truth was something different and it dawned on me just this week.
Tennis on Tuesday evening, tennis on Wednesday evening and cricket today evening..
11:15 on Tuesday , 10:15 on Wednesday, and just managing to stay awake now….
I am feeling tired at sunset too..Sanju has been active all day everyday…while I have been warming the seat all day everyday… she has been playing all day, and I have preferred to have my eyes glues on the computer screen during the day and the TV screen after that..
This week has been like the one of those PT classes that were few and far between.. and in true McDonalds style “I’m loving it”
Come next week, and I will be reminded of those glorious childhood days…
“…. Porum veyilla thalai la vaangindadhu.. naaliku vera seekaram ezhundhukanum..”
Yeppppp…. As I am eagerly awaiting my parents’ arrival here, I already see what is in store.. atleast.. there is no homework to spoil my evenings I guess, but I am sure there would be moments of dejavu….
Sanju wakes up at six. Therefore she sleeps early.
Sanju does not watch TV in the evening. Therefore she sleeps early.
The truth was something different and it dawned on me just this week.
Tennis on Tuesday evening, tennis on Wednesday evening and cricket today evening..
11:15 on Tuesday , 10:15 on Wednesday, and just managing to stay awake now….
I am feeling tired at sunset too..Sanju has been active all day everyday…while I have been warming the seat all day everyday… she has been playing all day, and I have preferred to have my eyes glues on the computer screen during the day and the TV screen after that..
This week has been like the one of those PT classes that were few and far between.. and in true McDonalds style “I’m loving it”
Come next week, and I will be reminded of those glorious childhood days…
“…. Porum veyilla thalai la vaangindadhu.. naaliku vera seekaram ezhundhukanum..”
Yeppppp…. As I am eagerly awaiting my parents’ arrival here, I already see what is in store.. atleast.. there is no homework to spoil my evenings I guess, but I am sure there would be moments of dejavu….
12 February, 2006
A few good...
Every time you feel alone,
The world feels like hell
There are a few good friends
Who listen to all you tell
It all looks far too serious,
Eveready to pour the cribs
There are a few funny moments
That constantly tickles our ribs
Whenever life seems unfair
Respite wanted is what you feel
There are those few good hearts
Selflessness is all it takes to heel
The cities look too cluttered
Moving at an incredible pace
There are a few good places
Where you can live your space
When all seems lost,
There are still ways
To enjoy what’s given
With those few good……
The world feels like hell
There are a few good friends
Who listen to all you tell
It all looks far too serious,
Eveready to pour the cribs
There are a few funny moments
That constantly tickles our ribs
Whenever life seems unfair
Respite wanted is what you feel
There are those few good hearts
Selflessness is all it takes to heel
The cities look too cluttered
Moving at an incredible pace
There are a few good places
Where you can live your space
When all seems lost,
There are still ways
To enjoy what’s given
With those few good……
05 February, 2006
Making of Mooooosa Ali
Stautory Warning: Completely in Tanglish and for those who follow Kollywood
It is one of the quintessential roles in a Captain Action Flick- The Baakisdan Deevaravadhi (hereinafter referred to as BD)
Now, Paramasivan, the latest Ajit starrer had one BD to boast of as well, Moosa Ali (MA).
Here is the transcript of a brief interview with the actor, who played the role with great finesse:
Me:Saar…oru BD a nadikarthuku enna thagudhi venum?
MA: Thambi,.Rombakastapattu dhaan munuku vandirkom. Arjun padam Jaihindh la pinnadi nikkara oru theevaravaadhi extra, adhuku appaala, Vallarasu la Mukesh Rishi assistant..appadi padi padiya pala Captain padathula nadichu kadaseela indha kareterrru
Me: Saar, Ippa Unga kitta neraya padathula villain aaka demand eridicha?
MA: Dheevaravaadhi oru pecalist role…. Summa matha villa thanam madhiri illa… Inga kathavum seyyanum, sandayum podanum… Adhi RDX maadhiri summa overact mattum panna patthadhu
Me: Appo, BD characterku Captain venume.. Avar ippo arasiyalla erangitaare….
MA: Naangale appadi dhaan bayandhom… aana ippo avaroda Annan pilla Rajasimhan vandhutaar. Adhunaala konjam sandhosam
Me: Neenga rendu vaati shootingku oru manneram latea poneengalaame.. enna aachu
MA: Thambi, Deepavaliku thupaaki vaangi kudukallanu, en pilla theevaravadhi maceen gunna vechu vilayaada aaramichitaan. Adhu naala dhaan late aachu…
Me: Theatre la Vivek scenoda onga scenela dhaan jananga kai thati manamvittu sirichaanga nu kelvi…. Neenga en comedy pannakoodaadhu?
MA: Naan sonna maadhiri dheevaravadhi vesham oru thavam maadhiri…. Edho jananga sirikaranga .. adhuku naan comedy ellam seyya mudiyaadhu…Naan ennikume Baakisthan Dheevaravadidhan
Me: Adhukaaga indha interviewku kooda neenga andha pichakaara dheevaravaadhi costumela irukaardhu over…
MA: En thmanbi, indha kelviya Military la irukara hero karetarunga kitta keka maatengireenga…. Avanga Kasmeerlendhu gramam vandhum, Vayalla heroinea route udumbodhu kooda adhe uniformla dhaane irukaanga… idhu dhaan enga kalaacharam
Understandably, he was upset at the provocative questions, and I sensed trouble, and escaped from the scene by wishing him some good luck….. watch out for RAJASIMHAN
It is one of the quintessential roles in a Captain Action Flick- The Baakisdan Deevaravadhi (hereinafter referred to as BD)
Now, Paramasivan, the latest Ajit starrer had one BD to boast of as well, Moosa Ali (MA).
Here is the transcript of a brief interview with the actor, who played the role with great finesse:
Me:Saar…oru BD a nadikarthuku enna thagudhi venum?
MA: Thambi,.Rombakastapattu dhaan munuku vandirkom. Arjun padam Jaihindh la pinnadi nikkara oru theevaravaadhi extra, adhuku appaala, Vallarasu la Mukesh Rishi assistant..appadi padi padiya pala Captain padathula nadichu kadaseela indha kareterrru
Me: Saar, Ippa Unga kitta neraya padathula villain aaka demand eridicha?
MA: Dheevaravaadhi oru pecalist role…. Summa matha villa thanam madhiri illa… Inga kathavum seyyanum, sandayum podanum… Adhi RDX maadhiri summa overact mattum panna patthadhu
Me: Appo, BD characterku Captain venume.. Avar ippo arasiyalla erangitaare….
MA: Naangale appadi dhaan bayandhom… aana ippo avaroda Annan pilla Rajasimhan vandhutaar. Adhunaala konjam sandhosam
Me: Neenga rendu vaati shootingku oru manneram latea poneengalaame.. enna aachu
MA: Thambi, Deepavaliku thupaaki vaangi kudukallanu, en pilla theevaravadhi maceen gunna vechu vilayaada aaramichitaan. Adhu naala dhaan late aachu…
Me: Theatre la Vivek scenoda onga scenela dhaan jananga kai thati manamvittu sirichaanga nu kelvi…. Neenga en comedy pannakoodaadhu?
MA: Naan sonna maadhiri dheevaravadhi vesham oru thavam maadhiri…. Edho jananga sirikaranga .. adhuku naan comedy ellam seyya mudiyaadhu…Naan ennikume Baakisthan Dheevaravadidhan
Me: Adhukaaga indha interviewku kooda neenga andha pichakaara dheevaravaadhi costumela irukaardhu over…
MA: En thmanbi, indha kelviya Military la irukara hero karetarunga kitta keka maatengireenga…. Avanga Kasmeerlendhu gramam vandhum, Vayalla heroinea route udumbodhu kooda adhe uniformla dhaane irukaanga… idhu dhaan enga kalaacharam
Understandably, he was upset at the provocative questions, and I sensed trouble, and escaped from the scene by wishing him some good luck….. watch out for RAJASIMHAN
21 January, 2006
Of Resorts, Chartered Flights, and 53 Million stranded passengers
It is the hour of shame for democracy. It is a classic case of how the hopes of 53 million people can be hijacked by a handful of power mongers.
It is a phase in politics which these days catapult a peripheral party member to iconic status, for crisis handling abilities.
A phase when the otherwise Yatra prone politicians prefer chartered flights to resorts in undisclosed locations ensure that their “strong ideology” doesn’t get diluted at sighting a briefcase containing currency.
It is an utter scene of disgust. This is a case which demonstrates, how numbers both in The House and in the Bank, dictate the tenure of the Government, as a group headed by the Ex Prime Minister’s son just decides to pull out from ruling Congress – JD(S) alliance, allegedly because his astrologer told him that this is a now or never time for his bid to stake the position of the Chief Minister of Karnataka.
There is no new found ideological, or political divide causing the mess, and it is just greed, hunger for the chair, and money power that has shaped this picture of ignominy.
Not an iota of thought has gone into the repercussions, of such a move, in terms of impact on people, policies or economy.
This chaos, is going to be followed by one more unprincipled coalition that will rule for an uncertain period of time. And WE THE PEOPLE, watch this with utter helplessness.
Now the impact of this spree of comic acts on the Industry scene in Karnataka, is going to be colossal. As the state that houses the IT Capital of country and IT itself contributing about 8% of GDP, the flow of foreign funds into the bourses is going to suffer, thanks to this power hungry clan of politicians.
The way the state’s politics is stooping to new lows, it just goes to show how important it is to have a breed of educated and service centric set of politicians at the helm, and by just having revolutionaries and visionaries in corporates and science organizations, it is of absolutely no relevance, when it comes to stability in governance, which is the core of all things, good and bad, that impacts the State.
It is a phase in politics which these days catapult a peripheral party member to iconic status, for crisis handling abilities.
A phase when the otherwise Yatra prone politicians prefer chartered flights to resorts in undisclosed locations ensure that their “strong ideology” doesn’t get diluted at sighting a briefcase containing currency.
It is an utter scene of disgust. This is a case which demonstrates, how numbers both in The House and in the Bank, dictate the tenure of the Government, as a group headed by the Ex Prime Minister’s son just decides to pull out from ruling Congress – JD(S) alliance, allegedly because his astrologer told him that this is a now or never time for his bid to stake the position of the Chief Minister of Karnataka.
There is no new found ideological, or political divide causing the mess, and it is just greed, hunger for the chair, and money power that has shaped this picture of ignominy.
Not an iota of thought has gone into the repercussions, of such a move, in terms of impact on people, policies or economy.
This chaos, is going to be followed by one more unprincipled coalition that will rule for an uncertain period of time. And WE THE PEOPLE, watch this with utter helplessness.
Now the impact of this spree of comic acts on the Industry scene in Karnataka, is going to be colossal. As the state that houses the IT Capital of country and IT itself contributing about 8% of GDP, the flow of foreign funds into the bourses is going to suffer, thanks to this power hungry clan of politicians.
The way the state’s politics is stooping to new lows, it just goes to show how important it is to have a breed of educated and service centric set of politicians at the helm, and by just having revolutionaries and visionaries in corporates and science organizations, it is of absolutely no relevance, when it comes to stability in governance, which is the core of all things, good and bad, that impacts the State.
The Force
With a history to protect,
And creating one as well,
This is one proud abode,
For the Force to dwell.
The vibrancy is in the air,
Challenges smiling at you,
Preparing to take them on,
This is no time to bid adieu.
As the limits are tested,
The boundaries pushed,
The Force is the cynosure,
Spirit is no longer hushed
Excelling where it counts,
The world takes notice,
The Force has arrived,
It is no longer the novice.
From struggle to promise
Just Belittling the brunt
The Force Looks forward
All set to lead from the Front!
And creating one as well,
This is one proud abode,
For the Force to dwell.
The vibrancy is in the air,
Challenges smiling at you,
Preparing to take them on,
This is no time to bid adieu.
As the limits are tested,
The boundaries pushed,
The Force is the cynosure,
Spirit is no longer hushed
Excelling where it counts,
The world takes notice,
The Force has arrived,
It is no longer the novice.
From struggle to promise
Just Belittling the brunt
The Force Looks forward
All set to lead from the Front!
19 January, 2006
Kollywood Tollywood
Statutory Warning: This post might sound more passionate than I actually intended to present it, but this might be enlighteneing too :)... So just read on...
Gone are the days when 1-8, 8-1, next change routines were mistaken to be wizardry in choreography….
Gone are the days when the rainbow faded in inferiority complex after seeing the attire of the lead pair….
Gone are the days when the Kalyaana Kattaas ofTirupati (The place designated for free tonsuring) thought they needed more just to satisfy the local demand for wigs..
Yes. Telugu movie industry, or Tollywood as it is referred to, has turned the tables around in thumping fashion.
My journey with Tollywood has not been for more than two weeks now, but I have seen close to four movies now…. Even Chiranjeevi would not have done this...You might ask…. “Why the hell do you choose to take such a big risk in life”… As most things in life, this was also an accident….
But that is besides the point. These movies have taken me by surprise. They are slick, with pretty good production quality, a bit more contemporary, and, the best part was, I did not press the Forward button when the songs were playing. The second half of the movie is paced much better when compared to the first half, and this is something I miss so badly in Bolly wood movies.
Again this might be not be true universally, as every movie industry has its own shareof B and C movies, the genre of Junior NTRs, Mithun Chakravarty and Pandiarajans are omnipresent.
Not that I am the greatest critic on earth, and maybe the only reason why I prefer Telugu movies, could be bcos for a change, I prefer another regional language movie to an English flick, but like everything else written in this blog, these are solely my views!
And just at a macro level, 3 of the Pongal releases in Tamil were remakes of Gult movies.. Vijay’s biggest hit was a Gult remake, and also leading ladies of Kollywod, have drifted their attention to Tollywood, like they use to eye Bollywood earlier…
If you are not able to understand the sudden change in this movie buff…………………………Is there some Telugu girl who is reading this, deeply impressed? ;)
Gone are the days when 1-8, 8-1, next change routines were mistaken to be wizardry in choreography….
Gone are the days when the rainbow faded in inferiority complex after seeing the attire of the lead pair….
Gone are the days when the Kalyaana Kattaas ofTirupati (The place designated for free tonsuring) thought they needed more just to satisfy the local demand for wigs..
Yes. Telugu movie industry, or Tollywood as it is referred to, has turned the tables around in thumping fashion.
My journey with Tollywood has not been for more than two weeks now, but I have seen close to four movies now…. Even Chiranjeevi would not have done this...You might ask…. “Why the hell do you choose to take such a big risk in life”… As most things in life, this was also an accident….
But that is besides the point. These movies have taken me by surprise. They are slick, with pretty good production quality, a bit more contemporary, and, the best part was, I did not press the Forward button when the songs were playing. The second half of the movie is paced much better when compared to the first half, and this is something I miss so badly in Bolly wood movies.
Again this might be not be true universally, as every movie industry has its own shareof B and C movies, the genre of Junior NTRs, Mithun Chakravarty and Pandiarajans are omnipresent.
Not that I am the greatest critic on earth, and maybe the only reason why I prefer Telugu movies, could be bcos for a change, I prefer another regional language movie to an English flick, but like everything else written in this blog, these are solely my views!
And just at a macro level, 3 of the Pongal releases in Tamil were remakes of Gult movies.. Vijay’s biggest hit was a Gult remake, and also leading ladies of Kollywod, have drifted their attention to Tollywood, like they use to eye Bollywood earlier…
If you are not able to understand the sudden change in this movie buff…………………………Is there some Telugu girl who is reading this, deeply impressed? ;)
17 January, 2006
The Midas touch
Yeah… It makes a huge difference….I hate self praise… but what can I do if facts point in just the direction that I interpret them….
The all powerful brothers of India Inc parted ways in a few months after I left the company…. The binding force was missing… The current organization I am working for has given guidance that they are going to make the second billion in 24 months, while they took 23 years to hit the first billion….
Now… the third of the series.. it is not as significant as the above.. but just goes on to add a little more credibility to my statements.. THE MIDAS TOUCH
Sri Lanka lose by 100 odd runs against Australia on Friday evening…..
The pace spearhead’s bowling figures read 10-0-67-0
Saturday afternoon.. Something happened…..
Tuesday Evening…. Sri Lanka maul South Africa by nearly 100 runs…. Because something happened last Saturday….. The pace spearhead’s bowling figures read
8-2-21-2
Now what happened last Saturday… just a few minutes of inspiring presence.. it does work wonders…..
The all powerful brothers of India Inc parted ways in a few months after I left the company…. The binding force was missing… The current organization I am working for has given guidance that they are going to make the second billion in 24 months, while they took 23 years to hit the first billion….
Now… the third of the series.. it is not as significant as the above.. but just goes on to add a little more credibility to my statements.. THE MIDAS TOUCH
Sri Lanka lose by 100 odd runs against Australia on Friday evening…..
The pace spearhead’s bowling figures read 10-0-67-0
Saturday afternoon.. Something happened…..
Tuesday Evening…. Sri Lanka maul South Africa by nearly 100 runs…. Because something happened last Saturday….. The pace spearhead’s bowling figures read
8-2-21-2
Now what happened last Saturday… just a few minutes of inspiring presence.. it does work wonders…..
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