Captain, CM Tamil Nadu – Strictly for Kollywood Rasikaas

Here is a sneak preview into what is in store for all of us if and when Captain Puratchi Kalaignar Vijayakanth reigns over the Cine Struck Tamil Nadu

Mckinsey is asked to present its ideas on how to make Tamil Nadu a paradise on earth, to the Council of Ministers. The Mckinsey team comprises of six smart MBAs who graduated from premier Indian Institutes.

Captain being a stout Kollywood Vaadhi, has in his cabinet all the legendary characters of Tamil Cinema.

Before the presentation starts, the team introduces itself, duly suffixing their MBA stamp to their names.

Not waiting to finish with the intros, Balu Thevar of Vedam Pudhidhu starts the cross questioning “ Oru orutharum perukapparam MBA MBAnu udaama solreengale, adhu enna onga appa pera, illa vaangina pattama?”

A subdued yet firm answer comes “Adhu Naanga vanginna pattam dhaan Thevare”

Balu Thevar shuts his mouth and owes not to speak again.

Slide 1: “The first slide of the ppt , we would take you through The statistics with respect to the current population, political boundaries, GDP”

After the first slide, Captain looks at Ramana, and waits for his approval. Ramana replies
“All stats are fine. But PPT - ennaku MBA la pidikaadha ore vaartha.Adhu use panna vendam”

Slide 2: “The second slide of the presentation takes you through how the developed countries give thrust to education and how investing in children will ensure a better future”

This really impressed the Youth Affairs Minister Gentleman Kiccha , but he had a very specific query “ Does this education bit cover the PT classes in school that train students in intellectually stimulating sports activities like Jalabalajings and Cuplings?”

The presenter replied that those details are not covered in the initial phase, as this needs to be customized according to each district’s needs.

Slide 3: “This is the pick of the slides as this covers the most innovative aspect of financing the needs of the state. This covers how we have failed to collect taxes from the rich optimally, and how these people always escape the net, by bribing the officials. The proposal is to create a mirage tax law, which will ensure that the rich keep bribing huge money to the Department, and the Dept will convert into white money for funding developmental activities for the state”

The revenue Minister Mr Velu Nayaakar is taken aback by this bold proposal, but all he says is “ Naal peruku nalladhu senja, Lanjam vaangardhula thapu illa”


Slide 4: “This slide covers how the state needs to provide incentives to control population with family planning and also increase the number of holidays to ensure a healthy population, and only a comprehensive approach can help overall development.”

Hearing this, the Health Minister Pithamagan heaves a sigh of relief, and happily scratches his beard.

Not understanding what this meant, the CM was asked to clarify the meaning of that reaction.

“Sudugaatula Vaarathuku rendu naal Haalidey kedaikkum. Adhula dhaadi s(h silent)ave pannalamnu solraaru.”

Known for their sycophancy, the politicians pretended to go into peels of laughter at this PJ.

Slide 5:”The bane of any developing economy is the problem of unemployment. The attention of the presenter turns towards the Industrial Devlp Minister Kaippula.

Thinking that they are taking a dig at him, he meekly responds “Venaam’. Not paying heed to his ple, they continue with their accusation of disguised unemployment as a bigger problem, when he the minister begs “Venaam. Valikkudu”. The presenter takes them through specific cases in Kollywood so that the audience can relate to in a better manner, as to ow there is always a comedian who is jobless, accompanying a hero who is in pursuit of nothing more than a girlfriend, to which Kaipulla almost fall at their feet and pleads “Aludhuruven”, and only after this the MBA grads, realize why the Minister was reacting so weirdly.

After a rather unique experience, the Mckinsey team came to the important question, as to whether they like the “solutions” offered by them, to which Captain answered that, as he strongly believed in the youth shaping the nation, he would request to Alaipayudhey Karthik to give his verdict.

The tense Karthik, who was not sure what to say, took the non committal stance “ Ideas pudhusunnu solla maaten, Ippo sathiku Idhu vendaamnu thonudhu, aana idhu ellam engaayanu apparam venumonnu bayamma irukku”

The perplexed team, thanked the ministers, and left without an extra word, and were expecting a better framed formal reply in the coming weeks. Pity them!